We all need a clever pick up line once in a while in order to grab the attention of the girl or boy we like and make them laugh (hopefully!). Below is a list of 20 of the nerdiest pick up lines to help you get the girl/guy or just to share with your equally geeky friends to give them a laugh!
1. My feelings for you are like dividing any number by zero... they simply cannot be defined.
2. Hey girl/boy, you must be composed of uranium because I can't see nothing but U and I together.
3. Girl, you must be composed of beryllium, gold and titanium because you are absolutely BeAuTi-ful!
4. What is a girl/boy like you doing in a place like this when there is a Star Wars marathon on the Sci-Fi channel right now?
5. Hey do you play Minecraft because I sure would like to play creative mode with you
6. Hey do you like computers and file sharing? (yes) Good because I am easy to download and I am user friendly.
7. Girl, you must be my appendix because the feeling I get in my abdomen when I am around you make me want to take you out.
8. Hey girl/boy, this universe is chaos. What do you say you and I make a fragile human connection in this large and unsympathetic infinity?
9. Your name must definitely be Google because you have everything I am searching for.
10. Hey baby, my name is Microsoft. Any chance I can crash at your place tonight?
11. I bet when you take a selfie you don't even need an Instagram filter because you are so beautiful.
12. You are like the square root of -1 because there is no way you are real.
13. If I could recreate the periodic table I would make you my number 1
14. I could have sworn I had seen you before in another class. Are you sure we didn't have chemistry together?
15. You are an electron and I am a proton and opposites attract.
16. You had to have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you
17. Hey you must be from Krypton too because you are naturally super.
18. Hey babe, are you lonely because I could be your app for that.
19. If you were Captain Kirk's phaser, you would most definitely be set to stun.
20. I am trying desperately to learn the basics of HTML... how to meet ladies... can I get your name?
And there you have them, friends! Some of the wackiest, zaniest and funniest pick-up lines to put to the test. I should put a disclaimer here and now: Any harm, injury or legal problems that arise from use of these lines are in no way our fault. However, if they work out for you, we totally want the credit. Use them with caution! Make your dating life something you want to remember. Most importantly, always enjoy the laughs!
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