Are you a fan of the green squishy vegetable known as the avocado? (or is it a fruit? no idea)... Forget avocado toast, these avocado jokes will have you turning green with laughter!
What does the audience yell after an avocado concert?
What do you call two male avocados who are best friends and hang out all the time?
What do you call an avocado who goes to church regularly?
What is the term for a group of young avocados?
See you later avogator?
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a cell phone?
Did you hear about the market battle between the two biggest avocado growers?
What do you call a bird of prey eating avocado toast?
What treatment does an avocado seek for pain?
Have you heard of the avocado dance marathon?
How can you tell if an avocado is Irish?
What did the broken chip say to the avocado?
What did the avocado’s wife say to him?
Where did the rich avocado parents send their daughter?
Why should you avoid putting avocados in your eyes?
What did the avocado aliens say when they landed on earth?
How does an avocado exercise?
Why did the hipster like the painting of the avocado?
What do you call a massive fight between a lot of avocados?
What do avocados come packaged in?
What happens when you eat the last bit of guacamole out of the bowl?
What did the avocado say to her date?
How do you make avocado bread?
What kind of music does an avocado like best?
What’s the avocado’s favorite Aerosmith song?
Why didn’t the avocado win the race?
What happens when you cross an avocado and Keith Richards?
How do you tell an avocado from an octopus?
How well did the Mexican avocado speak English?
What did the avocado princess say to the avocado prince?
What did the avocado teen say to encourage her best friend?
How do young avocados get what they want all the time?
What do you call an avocado with very curly hair?
What did the patriotic avocado sing?
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
What does a robot use to eat guacamole?
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