Some people hate yoga, and some people live and die by it. Whatever your opinion is about this particular method of exercise, you and your friends will sculpt abs from laughing so hard at these great yoga jokes!
Why was Mary upset after the yoga class?
What's the most intimate yoga position a person can do?
After Sarah received her pizza, she gave the cashier a $20 bill. The cashier was happy. Sarah just looked and responded back in a demanding tone: "Where is my change?" The cashier answered back:
My sister just gave the family’s cat some cashew milk...
Kim only does yoga in the morning after she gets dressed...
What did the Yoga bear say to his family when his they asked him what he wanted for Christmas?
Why did Brandon the black bear reject anesthesia while having his wisdom teeth removed?
How many Iyengar classmates does it take to replace the light bulb?
What did Yoga the bear tell the salesman who tried to sell him selling vacuum cleaners at the store?
A young lady who was anxious about her routine of chewing her fingernails down. So she immediately went to a friend for some advice and the friend suggested to take yoga classes. She followed the friend advice and enrolled in one and soon once again her fingernails were growing steadily. The friend asked her if yoga helps her to stop chewing on her fingernails? "No," she said,
Yoga instructor: Hello Everyone!
The class: Hello.
The yoga instructor asked me if I could bend over backwards.
What was Yoga's old nickname?
Are you a yoga teacher or yoga enthusiast looking for a great yoga joke to tell in your class? Well, get out of that yoga pose and stop your meditation, because these hilarious yoga jokes are so funny that they will knock your yoga pants right off! Each funny yoga joke, and all of the yoga memes and yoga quotes would make Yogi bear himself do yoga, as the enlightened humor is so funny that laughter yoga should become a new program! Put on your yoga shirt and yoga pants and get ready to do some of that laughter yoga, because these yoga meditation jokes have the best enlightened humor that would make even your boring yoga teacher roll on the yoga mat laughing! These puns, yoga quotes, and yoga meditation jokes can make any yoga workout hilarious, you won't even need coffee or a fun yoga playlist to get you up off the yoga mat in the morning! These funny jokes are great for the gym, or any yoga exercise to relieve the tension in the room of being in some awkward position like the downward dog or the dyslexic cow, and any person will think each yoga meme and joke here is absolutely hilarious! Liven up your next fitness yoga session with these jokes of humor and mindfulness, and make any yoga position funnier than a hot dog vendor with a dyslexic cow! Share these hilarious yoga jokes in your next yoga session with all of your friends, and sculpt some abs from laughter!