Ah, it's that time of year again--Thanksgiving! With that in mind, what would be a holiday without some funny jokes told around the dinner table while the family gathers and share what they're thankful for this year? Don't have any of your own jokes prepared for this year's feast? Well, that's alright, because we have some already lined up for you.
"The only thing sweeter than this pie baby, is you!"
"Are you the Mayflower? Because you've been sailing through my head."
"Girl, I'm gonna treat you like Cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight."
"Have you lost weight, or have they started carving you already?"
"I could lose my head over you, like that turkey"
"I hate turkey, but I love you"
"If you were mashed potatoes, I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share."
"I broke the wishbone and I wished for you"
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