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It's almost that time of year. Christmas is right around the corner. It can get a little frantic as people search everywhere for that perfect gift or toy that must be had. Want to make it a little more fun and less hectic? Try out some of these jokes to lighten the mood. These are also great to send in little notes to your kids, in their lunchboxes.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders.

What kind of music do elves like best?

Wrap music.

Why do elves like Dolls?

They can share the clothes.

What do you call an elf who's won the lottery?

Welfy.

Why kind of photographs do elves like taking?

Elfies.

Why do elves make good listeners?

Because they're all ears.

What kind of money do elves use?

Jingle bills!

How long should an elf's legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?

Because he had the drum sticks!

Where do elves go dancing?

Christmas balls.

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?

Elfis!

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".

And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had low "elf" esteem!

Where do you find elves?

Depends where you left them!

Why didn't Rudolph go to school?

He was elf-taught!

How did the elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?

Using an "Elf"-evator.

What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop?

The twelf

Looking for a great Christmas elf joke to put under the Christmas tree? Well, Santa Claus has some of the best Christmas puns and elf jokes for you right here, so hold your reindeer and get ready for some of the best elf joke humor you will see before Christmas Eve! Knock knock jokes, candy cane jokes, elf on the shelf jokes, father Christmas jokes, you name it- we have all of that wholesome hilarity for you right here, made especially for you by Santa's elves, Christmas joke content that would make a snowman melt at the north pole! So put up each and every Christmas decoration, and put a smile on the face of every kid with these great cheesy jokes for the holiday season on Christmas morning. Each funny elf joke is guaranteed to be a hit at any Christmas party, and will knock the socks off of your gingerbread man, and get you more in the Christmas morning spirit than any Christmas carol ever could- fun fact! Whether you are looking for a short joke, knock knock jokes, elf on the shelf jokes, or any old funny elf joke, Santa's elves have made them special for you right here at the north pole of wholesome hilarity! This Christmas present is better than any funny joke book or Christmas card that you could get under the bright and merry Christmas tree, and you'll love the Christmas elf jokes better than any riddles or cheesy jokes you have ever seen before! Santa's reindeer are bringing these Christmas puns right for you, and Santa Claus is ready to give them to you as the best Christmas present ever, so share all of these great Christmas elf jokes with your friends and family this holiday season!

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