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Christmas is the holiday for finding the greatest gift of all, love. Finding that special plus one can prove challenging. Maybe you already have that special someone, but need a spark to reignite your love. You don't need to give expensive gifts, instead, give the gift of linguistic romance. This year, try out these Christmas pick up lines, at the very least you'll get an amused chuckle.

1. "Is your name Christmas? Because I want to merry you."

(I guess the typo wouldn't be noticeable if you're saying it out loud)

2. "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you"

(Yeah, don't the elves make the candy? Or was there a Communist uprising at the North Pole?)

3. "What's your name? I need to put you on my Christmas list"

(If you can spell it right, you'll have one advantage over her Starbucks barista)

4. "If you were coal, I would be naughty all year so you would be in my stocking"

(I mean, coal is supposed to be smoking hot)

5. "How did you not break?! When you fell off of the tree, Angel."

(Maybe she's made of mostly plastic)

6. "If a group of elves and or an overweight man in a red suit throw you into a van, remain calm, you're on my Christmas list."

(Oh Santa drives a van now? I guess the pandemic hit him pretty hard too)

7. "I had no idea I was a snowman until I met you; you just made my heart melt"

(Doesn't work if you live in the South)

8. "The only way you could possibly look this good year round, is if you're an Evergreen tree. Are you an Evergreen tree? "

(You're really pining after her, aren't you)

9. " Are you the Grinch? Because you've stolen my heart."

(Your heart is probably something you do actually need for Christmas)

10. "I'm going to need to measure you so I can get the right sized stocking. I told Santa I want you for Christmas.

(Just buy a men's stocking, women's sizes are impossible to figure out)

11. "Are you a Christmas tree? Because you light up my world."

(... and I'll probably throw you out on the street in a few weeks)

12."If I was the Grinch? I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you."

(Yeah, being the Grinch isn't a defemse that will hold up in court)

13."Call me snowflake, because I've fallen for you."

(Girls don't like guys with an icy heart)

14. "The only thing stirring in the house tonight is my heart, when you're here with me"

(Required: extensive knowledge of the Night Before Christmas lore)

15."I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me, because you make me light up."

(Just thought I'd take this opportunity to mention that incandescent lights look so much nicer than LEDs)

16."Did you just get off of an Amazon truck? Because you're the whole package."

(This pickup line is all about the delivery)

17."Do you live in the North Pole? Because you're really cool."

(Warning: do not use on girls that are potentially elf-height)

18."Anytime I see you it feels like Christmas."

(Alright, time to start wrapping this up)

19."I've been nice all year long so I can get you for Christmas"

(The one day a year where nice guys don't finish last)

20. "Don't freak out if you wake up in a box tomorrow morning. I asked Santa for the prettiest girl in the world this Christmas."

(Hopefully he remembers to poke holes in the box)

21. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave the holiday party, you're making everyone else look bad."

(Yeah, who wouldn't be jealous of that horrendous sweater?)

22."Is your name Amazon? Because you have everything I could ever want"

(Not a sponsored joke, I swear)

23. "Your name must be fireplace, because you're really hot."

(Does she smoke too?)

24."Excuse me, can you help me find the closest mistletoe."

(Asking for a friend)

25. "I'm changing my name to Rudolph, because you just sleighed me."

(Every sleigh must come with a belle)

And there you have them, friends! Some of the wackiest, zaniest and funniest pick-up lines to put to the test. I should put a disclaimer here and now: Any harm, injury or legal problems that arise from use of these lines are in no way our fault. However, if they work out for you, we totally want the credit. Use them with caution! Make your dating life something you want to remember. Most importantly, always enjoy the laughs!

Get off the naughty list with these great holiday pick up lines! Santa's little helper wants to help you get under the mistletoe with the jingle bell cute candy cane girl of your dreams! You'll have a wonderful Christmas morning with the best Christmas present you could imaging- a hot Christmas gift angel underneath the Christmas tree just for you! Pick up any nice girl or woman this season at an office Christmas party or anywhere else with these great Christmas jokes and holiday pickup lines! You won't be a red nosed reindeer this holiday season, the big man Santa Claus will bring you a beautiful nice girl as a tree topper on his fast sleigh at half past midnight, and you'll wake up Christmas morning with the best Christmas present of all under the green fir tree. You'll be the luckiest guy on the nice list, and no ugly Christmas sweater will prevent the most beautiful sleigh bells bringing you a Christmas gift down the chimney tonight of the prettiest nice girl you could imagine. Each pick up line will help you win the yule log of your dreams, and not even sitting on Santa's lap could get you such a nice gift under the mistletoe on candy cane lane tonight.

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