Home Run Baseball Jokes

Baseball is America's pastime, and is chock-full of great joke material! You'll never strike out again with these fantastic baseball jokes!

Which baseball player makes flapjacks?

The batter!

Why are some umpires fat?

They always clean their plate!

Why is baseball stadium the coolest place to be?

Because it’s full of fans.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

"Catch you later!"

Which position is the best water boy?

The pitcher.

Why are frogs good baseball players?

Because they're great at catching flies!

12-year-old Jeff Maier reached out and caught a fly ball at the Yankees-Orioles game, causing Baltimore to lose the first game of the playoffs.

This means that Maier has already caught more fly balls than the entire Mets outfield...

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him.

He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.

A Spaniard name Jose came to Miami and wanted to attend a big league game. To his dismay he found that all the seats were sold out. However, the management gave him a high seat by the flagpole. When he returned to his home country his friends asked him, "What kind of people are those Americans?"

He said, "Fine people, they gave me a special seat at the ball game and just before the game started that all stood up and sang 'Jose can you see.'"

How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends?

They touch base every once in a while

What's The Difference Between Dirt & The Kansas City Royals?

Nothing. They both always get swept.

How Many Houston Astros Does It Take To Change A Tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout, and in that case they all show up.

Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?

The bat.

Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?

He wanted a sales pitch.

Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?

New Jersey.

Have you ever seen a line drive?

No but I have seen a baseball park!

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”

”Forget it. You just missed it.”

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching on Wednesday.”

Are you a person or kid who loves the game of baseball and is looking for some funny baseball jokes to tell your baseball team or friends? Well, we have some of the best funny baseball jokes right here, that will make your next baseball game so fun! So, take your baseball bat and swing at humor, because these great jokes will make even a baseball pitcher or baseball umpire laugh out loud! Any baseball fan will think these baseball puns are the major league world series of comedy, and no softball wacky jokes will be told here! Even a Yankee baseball pitcher will laugh at these baseball puns and wacky jokes, so tell these to your baseball team and they will think you are the funniest kid around! The baseball field and the baseball umpire will go wild at these funny baseball jokes, and not even a yankee stadium hotdog could make any funny joke about america's favorite pastime to the best baseball fan! Become the greatest baseball player of fun with a knock knock joke or joke about a yankees fan, and get a hit off of a rookie pitcher of comedy with these great jokes about baseball! Even the baseball coach of your baseball team will think every funny joke about america's favorite pastime is a home run joke, and don't be chicken to hit a fowl ball every once in a while! So grab a hot dog and your favorite good baseball players, and make your next time at the baseball field a super funny time to remember!