Some people love the mid-2010s game Destiny, and some people think it's garbage and play it anyways. Whatever you think about it, liven up your Fireteam chats with these hilarious Destiny jokes!
Why don't warlocks have a lot of exotic boots?
Millions of guardians in the destiny universe...
What do you call a sniper without a scope?
Why do titans hate hunters?
Why did the dreg eat food off the floor?
What is the best way to deal with the "small arms" modifier?
What sound does your phone make whenever you get a call and it says "unknown number"?
A Hunter, Titan, and Warlock are on a ship. Nolandroid suddenly decides that he needs to free up space on the ship. "We don't need this anymore," says the warlock. He throws away a couple of scout rifles. "We don't need that anymore," says the titan. He throws away some Plasteel plating.
We can spawn sparrows to explore planets.
Hey man, you see that guy over there?
He protec. He attac.
Which movie does the Cabal hate watching the most?
Do you know why The Traveler is really good at handling really bad situations?
Why does Bungie's restaurant keep failing?
Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Player 1: Did you hear they are going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in the game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: Okay cool. But what can you win?
Why can't Xur get a girlfriend?
What will come first:
I had a swiss army knife one time...
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