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Minecraft was officially released to the public by Mojang games in 2011. Since then, this virtual lego building block game has attracted millions of players worldwide. Some players participate in the sheer fun and enjoyment, while others use the platform for a more serious and focused purpose. For all of those out there who are playing Minecraft for either purpose, here are some short jokes that all true Minecrafters will enjoy!

1. How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?

Shafted

2. What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?

“I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”

3. What’s an enderman’s favorite band?

Imagine Dragons

4. If there is ever a Minecraft movie,

it will be a blockbuster.

5. Creeper: That’ssss a nice houssssse you have there.
Player: Thanks! It took me so long to bui…
Creeper: SSSsssSsssSsSsSsSSS
Player: No, don’t do it!
Creeper: Hah! Just kidding!
Player: Thank Go….

Creeper: NOT! *Explodes*
Player: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

6. You know you play too much Minecraft when you are tired of road construction and you think to yourself

“I could build this road in twenty minutes”

7. You know you play too much Minecraft when...

someone steps on something that makes a crunching sound and you instantly think it’s a creeper.

8. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You’re Diamond.
You’re Diamond who?

You’re Diamond me crazy!

9. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?

BOOM!

10. What did the Creeper say when he joined the Black Eyed Peas?

I got that BOOM BOOM POW!

11. You know you have played too much Minecraft when...

the sun goes down and you are scared it is night time.

12. You know you have played too much Minecraft when...

you leave all the lights in your house on so no mobs will spawn.

13. How do Creepers listen to music?

On a boombox.

14. How do you feel when you see a floating mob overhead?

A-ghast.

15. What did the Creeper instructor say to the Creeper recruits?

Watch carefully! I’m only going to show you this once!

16. What’s the difference between Steve and an archaeologist?

Archaeologists are happy to find skeletons underground.

17. What kind of contests to Endermen hate the most?

Staring contests!

18. Why are there no cars in Minecraft?

Because the streets are always blocked off!

19. What do zombies have when they spawn right before dawn?

Rotten luck!

20. Why are skeletons in Minecraft afraid of dogs?

They don’t want to get wolfed down!

Are you a minecraft player looking for great minecraft memes or a good minecraft joke to share with your friends? Well, don't look at twitter or funny videos on youtube, because we have the best minecraft memes and funny jokes around, that are great to hide in your minecraft lunchbox or share with your gamer friends on your minecraft server! So fire up your minecraft command block, because these hilarious minecraft jokes would make any person laugh so much they think they were in a dream! These hilarious jokes will make you the funniest person on your minecraft server, so take each funny joke and bring them with you into your minecraft world to help kill the ender dragon! These funny minecraft jokes are about a zombie, a pickaxe, a minecraft turkey, even minecraft dungeons and more! They are perfect for your simple average minecraft fans, whether they are a 2nd grader kid or a grown up at a party, all minecraft fans will think that these funny minecraft jokes are like a diamond pickaxe! You don't need a hilarious jokes book or minecraft riddle to have a fun time in your minecraft world, just share these hilarious minecraft jokes with your friends, and you'll turn a simple average quest into one that is so funny it could kill the ender dragon! These jokes are great to put in your kid's lunch box notes, and they will be laughing at school at these hilarious lunch box jokes! They are like a minecraft command block of humor, and each funny joke can beat the game faster than dream! Whether you give them to your kids as lunch box jokes or share them with your minecraft player friends, these hilarious jokes are sure to make any minecraft game or conversation a blast for everyone!

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