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Everyone loves going to the beach, but packing these great jokes in your suitcase will give your friends and family a shell of a good time!

Why don’t clams give to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

Why are there fish at the bottom of the ocean?

Because they dropped out of school.

Why do people swim at a saltwater beach?

Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Mom, I’m surf bored.

A police officer sees a man driving around with a big truck full of penguins. He pulls the man over quickly and says: "You can't be driving around with these penguins in town! Take them to the zoo right away."

The guy says OK and drives away.

The next day, the police officer sees the man still driving with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sunglasses now. He pulls the man over and says: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The man replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

Long time, no sea.

What's the best kind of sandwich for kids at the beach?

Peanut butter and jellyfish

Why do you rarely find mathematicians sitting on the beach?

Because they can divide sine and cosine to get a tan!

What does a vegetable wear to the beach?

A zucchini

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved

How do oysters call their friends at the beach?

On a shellphone!

What does Cinderella wear when she goes swimming at the beach?

Glass flippers

What do you find on a small beach?

Micro-waves

What did the ocean say to the beach sand?

I MIST you

What do you call a waffle sitting on the beach in California?

A sandy Eggo!

What kind of lotion do authors apply while they're at the beach?

Writer's block

Do you love funny beach puns and jokes? Well these hilarious puns and beach jokes are sure to make any kid laugh, and are more hilarious fun than any day in the sand and sun, so don't be a fishy mermaid, come and check out these not quite 350 hysterical beach jokes that are sure to make you bust out laughing at every joke! For every pirate and all of the ocean loving kids and adults out there, this hilarious collection of funny beach puns is sure to make long car rides go by fast, and trigger the laugh noise button in everyone who hears them! Make any person, man or woman, kid or dad, laugh so hard at these jokes on a beach vacation or on long car rides, it'll be sure to knock their hat right off! Shore, these hilarious puns and beach jokes and riddles are better than snappy one liners, and shore to make any dad or son laugh like a jiggly jellyfish, and you won't even need to use pier pressure! Your father or wife or son or any woman or man will think these snappy one liners and hilarious jokes and riddles are the greatest, and will wipe that resting beach face right off of their face on any beach vacation. Laughter is the best medicine of all, so have a whale of a good time bringing more gifts and joy to their resting beach face than Santa Claus in his funny hat- any person will think that the laughter from these jokes is better than any peanut butter sandwich or penguin on a nude beach!

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