Scary Good Halloween Pickup Lines

Everyone loves that last day of October, with trick-or-treating and candy for younger children, and parties and fun for the rest of us. Land yourself a date sweeter than candy with these great Halloween pickup lines!

1. You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

(No, but your heart is)

2. You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!

(And she will likely continue that ghosting behavior if you act like that)

3. Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!

(Yeah, let's try to avoid stabbing for today, shall we?)

4. Why'd you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?

(I don't know, why didn't you come in plain clothes as "uninspired desparate guy"?)

5. I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

(Nope, that's probably the expired nacho cheese)

6. Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

(Oh I get it, she breaks your jaw for having terrible game)

7. So, what do you turn into at midnight?

(A girl who is not interested)

8. That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts.

(Ah, but he must have had a backbone)

9. It’s scary how good we’d look together.

(Yeah, it's probably you doing most of the looking scary)

10. Went trick-or-treating, but I didn't get any Hershey's. Can you share some kisses?

(You must not be yourself. Have a Snickers)

11. You must be a zombie, you're drop-dead gorgeous.

(She's only after brains, so I'd say you're probably safe)

12. I know it's Halloween, but I promise I won't ghost you.

(Don't go making promises you can't keep)

13. Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

(That one comes off just a little bit too creepy)

14. I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.

(The trick is that she's actually interested in the other guy)

15. You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.

(I mean, cake works too)

16. That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet

(Oh come on, she can't be that ugly...)

17. You must be tired because you've been running through my nightmares all night!

(And now you will be running through hers)

18. Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my future boo?

(The number of ghost-related lines on here is starting to spook me)

19. I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.

(Personally, I think you should probably go for the candy)

20. I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too

(And down you plunge into the freezing cold water of rejection)

21. What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

(Note: works best at parties held in an actual crypt)

22. You're a skele-10 in my book.

(Hmm... I've got a bone to pick with this one)

23. Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police costume)

(Plot twist: she's an undercover cop and you get busted for impersonation)

24. I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life-size!

(They're all life-size, my guy)

25. You must be a witch because you’ve cast a love spell on me.

(Or wizard, no judgement here)

26. You make my heart pound faster than a haunted house.

(I'm a little bit confused by the subject-object correlation of the sentence here)

27. You make my heart flutter harder than vampire bat wings.

(A word of warning: don't bite her neck)

28. It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

(Once again, I think you're probably safe)

29. I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

(That's a ring light, not a halo)

30. This might be (candy) corny, but will you go out with me?

(Wow, self-awareness is always a decent strategy)

Wanna score a new sweetheart this halloween? Try out some of these halloween pick up lines, and score dates instead of halloween candy. If you're in a pirate outfit, each pick up line is guaranteed to score you the buried treasure of love, as any hot girl or woman will love your funny joke. These cheesy and cute pickup lines work at any halloween party, with any halloween costume, for any hot girl or woman of your dreams tonight. Whether your idea is to go in a skeleton costume, a vampire costume, or a witch with a broomstick, these almost 31 halloween pickup lines will turn your corny halloween from a horror movie into a favorite halloween treat to remember, no matter how cheesy your funny joke is tonight. Be sweeter than candy corn, a milky way, or a tootsie pop under that rubber mask with these cute pickup lines, and get that girl to take you back to her haunted mansion.