Blindingly Funny Solar Eclipse Jokes

In addition to being one of the absolute coolest things in nature, solar eclipses provide some pretty good joke material too! Shine some humor on your friends today with these great solar eclipse jokes!

What did the moon say to the sun on the day of the solar eclipse?

Looks like it's my day off!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

I was so frustrated that I couldn't see the solar eclipse today!

The moon was in my way the whole time...

Teachers will not be letting their students outside to view the eclipse.

Because they need to protect their pupils!

I was told that I could view the eclipse through a colander.

I tried it, but it just strained my eyes!

Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?

She had bright students!

What do you call it when you fall in love during a solar eclipse?

A total eclipse of the heart!

What day is the solar eclipse happening?

I'm not sure, it is either Sunday or Moonday!

What do you call road tripping to a solar eclipse?

Going where the sun don't shine!

What did the moon bring to the beach during the solar eclipse?

Sunblock!

How do you organize an eclipse party?

You planet!

What is the moon's favorite gum?

Eclipse!

Why did the sun get mad at the moon?

Because the moon was overshadowing the sun!

Once, Chuck Norris got sunburn.

Then the sun got scared and hid behind the moon. That is why we have solar eclipses.

What did the sun bring to the eclipse party?

A light snack!

What did the sun say when it reappeared after the eclipse?

Pleased to heat you again!

What is the most famous painting of an eclipse?

The Moona Lisa!

What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?

Fruit of the Moon!

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