Everyone loves a good laugh. It does the heart, mind, and body good. Nine out of ten people love bacon, right? Of course, the tenth person is probably fibbing about it and probably loves bacon too. Here are some of the funniest bacon, pig, pork, boar and hog jokes. Enjoy.
What do you call a pig that's wrong?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
What is the pig's favorite magazine?
What are the names of two movies about bacon?
What do you call a pig that has no legs?
Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?
What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
What is a pig's favorite song?
Swine are warned to beware of what?
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the piglet consistently whining?
Why couldn't the pig tie his shoelaces?
Did you hear about the pig who started collecting garbage in October?
How did the little pig end up winning the game of Monopoly?
Isn't it true that the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
What position does the pig play in football?
What is that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red flashing light?
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