Sizzling Hot Bacon Jokes

Everyone loves a good laugh. It does the heart, mind, and body good. Nine out of ten people love bacon, right? Of course, the tenth person is probably fibbing about it and probably loves bacon too. Here are some of the funniest bacon, pig, pork, boar and hog jokes. Enjoy.

What do you call a pig that's wrong?

Why, mistaken bacon, of course!

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Because he wanted to play the slop machines.

What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?

Jurassic Pork

What is the pig's favorite magazine?

Porks Illustrated

What are the names of two movies about bacon?

Frankenswine and Hamlet

What do you call a pig that has no legs?

A groundhog

Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?

Yes, he decided to call it Ham Hocks.

What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?

Pig Tales from the Farm

What is a pig's favorite song?

Don't Go Bacon My Heart

Swine are warned to beware of what?

The pigpockets

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?

They love Hoggin Daz

Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?

He was bacon in the heat.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

He's a pork chop

Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?

Because he turned out to be a real boar.

What do you call a pig thief?

Why a hamburgler, naturally.

Why was the piglet consistently whining?

He was boared out of his mind.

Why couldn't the pig tie his shoelaces?

Because he was too ham-fisted.

Did you hear about the pig who started collecting garbage in October?

He wanted to get an early start on Christmas slopping.

How did the little pig end up winning the game of Monopoly?

He kept buying hotels on Pork Place, of course.

Isn't it true that the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?

No, that story is complete and utter hogwash.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

They sing Auld Lang Swine

What position does the pig play in football?

He is the loinback.

What is that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red flashing light?

I could swear you told me to put out a stop swine.

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