Hey baby, are you a beholder? Because I would love to be holdin' on to you!
You must be a bard, 'cause you are definitely pluckin' my heartstrings!
You must be a paladin because you're looking lawful good!
Did you just roll a natural 20? Because you just crit my heart.
Your dad must have been a rogue because he stole the stars and hid them in your eyes.
You must have a 20 constitution. You have been running through my mind nonstop!
Oh man, somebody cast resist fire on me! This chick is HOT!
Are you a mind flayer? My brain has been totally consumed by you.
You must be a wizard. You definitely cast Charm Person on me!
Somebody send to Mount Celestia, 'cause they must be missing an angel!
Is your name Vecna? Because if I have your Eye, then I want your Hand in marriage.
Wanna get outta here and go someplace more private? Or do I need to wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?
You must be divine. I'm taking radiant damage just standing next to you.
I've been hit by Ray of Enfeeblement! You're making my knees weak!
Are you a monk? You sure look stunning!
I must have failed my Will save because you have Charmed me!
I don't care if you're a fallen Aasimar, as long as your fallin' into my arms!
Meeting you has made my Wish spell come true!
I've failed my medicine check. You've made my heart stop!
Are you a druid? Because your shape is driving me wild!
Are you a barbarian? Because your style is all the rage!
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